A Day in the Life of a 1950's Housewife
95Post-feminist revolution, 1950's housewives carry a certain amount of hip kudos. Now that we have equality (or a facsimile thereof) we don't have to be on the defensive anymore. We can wear a stiff, full skirt, vintage aprons, masses of lipstick, absurd hair and play at having afternoon teas and being as ultra-feminine and retro as we want.
Oh, of course it's all in a kitschy, mocking, ironic, fun sort of way; none of us would dream of exchanging our stimulating, economically independent, exciting, blast-a-minute lives for the domestic drudgery, 24/7 childcare and terminal bordeom a 50's housewife had to endure, would we? I said would we...?
Could it be that some of us secretly wonder if life wasn't a litlle easier in some ways for women back then? Certainly there was all that sexism, subservience and lack of power but then on the flip side there was an absolution from financial responsibility - we could stay home with our children and not feel worthless and boring.
Motherhood was at least socially valued...even
if 1950's housewives didn't get much tangible reward for it. Wasn't
there plenty of time to cook, have fun, do things and develop skills
and accomplishments? It's certainly true those stay-at-home wives had to
do all the housework and childcare. How lucky we are now to be able to
go out and work and still have time to...er, do most of the housework and childcare. Oh I know, they weren't 'stimulated', 'enriched'..they couldn't grow!
I confess,that in my darker days of struggle, I've thought about being a 50's housewife . Were they really Stepford-like, robotic creatures under the economic, social and political thumb? What would a day in the life of a 1950's housewife really be like..? Cue music and fade-out for dream sequence....
(Of course, as in any age, just what sorts of freedoms and privileges you enjoy has a lot to do with economic status but since I want to enjoy myself, I'll opt for a comfortable, middle-class fantasy)
Morning Glory
7.30 AM: An alarm rings and I roll over so I can see the sunlight streaking through the cream venetians - it's a fantasy so of course it's a perfect day. I don't get up though, because my 1950's husband (whom I shalll call Mr. X) always brings me a cup of lemon tea in the morning - he's sweet like that.
Mr. X heads off for the bathroom to shower and get ready for work and I call out lazily after him. "Thanks darling. Mmmm...delicious. Oh by the way, would you mind terribly waking up Timmy and Debbie ? I dont want them to be late for school." It took me a while but I have him well trained.
After my
tea I float downstairs in my Hawaiian print housecoat to make pancakes
and pack the kids lunches. The kids are noisy and rambuctious, but I
remain calm and serene and I even keep cool after Mr. X rejects the
pancakes and demands a full cooked breakfast of sausages, bacon and
eggs, ground coffee and a squeezed orange juice. After half an hour or
so of frenetic activity, culminating in me offloading Mr. X and the kids
for 6 or 7 hours, I sit down with a fresh coffee at my pastel pink
breakfast nook and flip through a copy of Good Housekeeping. Maybe later I'll watch a little TV; maybe the Home Show or Queen for a Day...a charming little program (sarcasm alert) where corporate sponsored prizes are given to the woman who can tell the most pathetic hard luck story.
10.30 AM: The phone rings and it's my friend Margo asking me out to play tennis at the club, then lunch with the girls afterward, followed by a spot of shopping. I hesitate - I was going to spend the morning making raspberry jam and pottering amid the rose bushes. However the shopping appeals, so I acquiesce. and after some token dusting of the living-room knick-knacks, I float upstairs to get dressed. I'm so relaxed it's crazy.
After a long hot shower I notice the tap wont turn off properly and it keeps dripping. I make a mental note to call Jerry the plumber when I get back from shopping. Of course, I should really call Bob the plumber, since he's cheaper and more experienced but Jerry is better looking and we have a little harmless, mild flirtation thingey going on between us. Margo put me on to him.
I fling open my wardrobe, which takes up a whole wall and am confronted by a bulging mass of flowery taffeta, chiffon, silk and gingham cotton. I rub my chin - decisions, decisons.
Tennis Anyone?
12.45 PM: Tennis went well. It was a close game but naturally I won - it's my fantasy after all. I feel pumped. Plus I think that new Scandinavian tennis coach finally noticed me. I make a mental note to hit on Mr. X to throw some money my way for tennis lessons. I need to sharpen my game. We have a quick shower and I change into my burnt orange suit with the roll collar, mushroom pink beret and matching gloves.
At the mirror I darken my highly stylised, arched eyebrows with a brow pencil, powder my nose and refresh my lipstick. Glancing at Margo brushing her jet black Ava Gardner hair, it strikes me she looks a little artificial and I wonder if I appear the same. Whatever, this is the 50's.
Margo and I decide to walk to the restaurant as it's close by. I notice with a smile that men passing by tip their hat to us. How cute. Helen and Judy are waiting for us and we spend a pleasant hour eating, chatting and gossiping, although I'm a little taken aback by how intolerant the girls are, as their conversation is peppered here and there with racist, sexist and homophobic remarks. I figure it's a sign of their times. Or sheltered lives.
Neat-o Shopping
2 PM: After lunch Margo and I hit the shops...and lordy, I recklessly spend two thirds of the housekeeping money on an expensive pair of turqoise gloves, a pink girdle (yes, housewives wore them back then), a yellow polo shirt for Mr. X, yoyo's for the kids and a roll of harlequin print material I thought would make great cushion covers.
The service in the shops is fantastic and before we go home we stop off for a strawberry sundae and a quick browse at the book shop next door. I come out with Look Younger, Live Longer, by Gayelord Hauser. Nothing much has changed in that department, I think to myself.
4.30 PM: Driving home in my 1950 green Buick Roadmaster station wagon with wood panel trim, I turn on the radio and contemplate what Mr X and i should do tonight. Thurston Harris's 's Little Bitty Pretty one fills the car as I go through the options. I could throw on my tan pedal pushers, pop my hair in a pert ponytail and and we could have a barbeque on the patio. No wait on, scrap that...Mr.X doesn't like me to wear pants; he thinks they're unladylike.
So, we could curl up on the Swedish inspired sofa and watch The Colgate Comedy Hour or The Phil Silvers Show.. Or maybe I could get out my hula hupe..now that would be fun. Halfway into the driveway, I switch gear and reverse out. In my reverie, I've forgotten to pick Debbie up at ballet - I'm 15 minutes late, which means I wont get time to lay out Timmy's milk and cookies for him. I feel an out of proportion sense of guilt.
Honey, I'm Home
5.00 PM: When Debbie and I get home I notice Timmy is wearing mouse ears. He's sprawled over a powder blue pouf in the living-room watching Mousketeers...M-I-C....K-E -Y....M-O-U-S-E! Good lord, it's 5 o'clock already and I still haven't got dinner organised. There's barely time to hide my shopping and fix M. X his pre-dinner martini. I know he'd kill me if he knew what I'd spent today.
I race up the stairs, chased by Debbie, who asks me if I've finished her swan costume for ballet and didn't I know she has to have it by tomorrow? Whaat...? I have a moment's panic , then realise I'll probably be out of this fantasy by the morning. Phew!
I stuff the shoppings bags under the bed to sort out later and just have time to powder my nose, squirt some spray on my Grace Kelly-like hair and touch up my Revlon Peach Blossom lips before I hear Mr X's car crunching the driveway. Like a maniac I shoot downstairs and start shakng the cocktail. Shoot - as soon as X walks through the peacock embossed double glass doors, I can see he's had a bad day - he looks stressed and weighed down with responsibility, like he's lugging a camel behind his back..
5.30 PM: "Hi Honey. bad day?" I say sweetly as I shove the cocktail under his nose".
X grunts something incomprehensible and loosens his tie. We kiss perfunctorily. He ruffles Timmy's hair and says "What time is the babsitter coming?"
"Eh?"
"Wilikers...sweetpea, don't tell
me you've forgotten about Redkin's retirement dinner tonight? It's
important . Old man Smythe will be there. You haven't even called
the babysitter have you?" Mr X frowns severely, looking at me like I'm
a three year old. For a moment I thought the was going to wag his
finger at me.
"Of course I have!" I say huffily and involuntarily find myself pouting like...yup, a three year old. While X is distracted with the kids I run into the den and flip through the teledex. I find LAST-MINUT SITTERS R'US and dial the number. A saccharine voice informs me someone called "Tammy" will over in an hour and a half. I race upstairs to get dressed then race back again because I realise I have to feed Timmy and Debbie first. I whip up some milk and sandwiches and plonk the kids at the kitchen table.
Back upstairs I flip through my clothes rack and decide on a black silk Dior dress with cutaway V-line back. Rummaging through my Chinese- themed jewellry box, I find a marcusite brooch in the shape of a clipped poodle and pin in on my dress. A quick squirt of Chanel No 5 and I waft downstairs looking like a million dollars. I'm feeling proud of myself - there's nothing to this 50's housewife lurk.
Asparagus hors d'oeuvres and Polite Conversation
7 PM: Redkin's retirement dinner is excrutiating. I spend the evening in a haze, divided between polite chit-chat with stiff matrons and fending off old man Symthe's groping nicotene stained hands, which I am forced to endure because he appears to be Mr. X's boss.I'm amazed at how polite everyone is, except for Smythe, who seems to think he can do whatever he likes.
Throughout the evening I barely exchange two words with X, who is busy flirting with a bevy of nubile secretaries in bulbous floral dresses, though every now and then he shoots me a heavy frown whenever I look like I might be anything less than enthralled with Smythe's company. A waitress who looks like Jayne Mansfield is weaving her way though the throng, offering colourful hors d'oeuvres with little toothpicks sticking out of them. As she passes some of the men snigger lewdly behind her back, including X. Somehow this fantasy is slipping from my control and I can't seem to do a thing about it.
10.30 PM: Mercifully the evening ends and X and I gather our coats and exit. Mr. X's breath reeks of whisky and I politely suggest that I should drive, lest he be breathalysed by the cops. He looks at me like I'm a Martian and we drive home in silence, except for Mickey and Sylvia singing Love is Strange on the radio, which seems appropriate.
A Mild Rebellion
11 PM: While X drives Tammy home, (I offer but he insists on doing it) I wash the dishes and clear the debris that has accumulated in the kitchen. I figure since I'd been such a good girl all evening and he's still a bit tipsy, now might be a good time to ask him about the tennis lessons, so when he gets back....I do.
"Why do I want tennis lessons" he says with a scowl and "Didn't I want a washing machine? Isn't that more important?". I have to admit he has a point. I don't fancy washing the clothes by hand, so I suggest maybe I could get a part time job and use that money for frivolous items like tennis lessons. Well, you'd think I'd aked him if I could sell my kidney. He asks me if I'm casting aspersions on his "ability to provide" and besides a job would be "the ruination of you", though he doesn't explain why. I tactfully question his logic but he says with authority "and that's the end of the matter!" and apparently.. it is.
Time for Bed
11.30 PM: "Now turn out the light..it's time for bed." I'm about to ask him why the heck I have to go to bed when he does but he's already climbing the stairs and mumbling something about the "the man of the house" and "I wear the pants". Gee Whizz. I dutiifully follow, almost against my own will. I could argue but I don't want anymore friction. I just hope he doesn't find the shopping under the bed.
Upstairs, he's already in the bathroom brushing his teeth. Absentmindedly, I pick up X's shirt, which he's carelessly thrown on the floor. My eye is caught by an apricot coloured smudge. What the..? Is that lipstick on his collar? I have a weird sensation of being crushed like an ant under a tractor wheel but a gruff voice from the bathroom overides my ponderings:
"And what's the matter with the shower tap? it wont stop dripping...you're supposed to take care of these things! What do you do all day?"
Gosh...I forgot to ring Jerry. I throw myself on the bed and bury my face in the pillow. With one eye I glance at the bathroom door, just in time to see X come toward me wearing a leer and a striped pyjama top tucked into matching baggy bottoms. I click my Roger Vivier kid leather polka dot stilettos with accented bow together:
There's no place like the 21st Century
There's no place like the 21 st Century
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This was a hoot, Jane - you nailed the whole 50s thing with the TV shows, your wardrobe, activities with the girls, and repartee with Mr. X. Loved it. So glad you remembered the trick of heel clicking so you could safely return. Rated up!
Yeah, really! What an awesome way to explore '50s life. The videos and photos were a great touch, too. I read a lot of Hubs every day and read them all pretty fast, but I had to slow down with this one- I really enjoyed it!
Really enjoyed your hub Jane...some days I wish I could escape back to the 70's and the 50's may be fun for a bit but only a bit.
Entertaining. I especially liked the mousketeers. There was a story about one particular mousketeer who was not to be seen EVER in a bikini in the show because, even though she was young, she was developing rather fast. Her name was Anette Funicello and, after her time was up with Disney, she appeared in surfing comedy movies and, yes, in a bikini. Was she a knock out? You bet!
Of course behind the seeming innocence of the 1950s was the fear of the bomb and the fear of a communist uprising even in the good old USA. Lists of actors, producers, directors, and writers were drawn up who might be communists or might have been compromised by communists. There were hearing in the USA. In Australia, as far as I know, there were no hearings. It would simply be a case of one day this person has a job with the a radio station or a newspaper and the next no job and no job prospects.
Behind the seeming innocence of the 1950s there was also censorship of the comic books. It happened in the USA, in Great Britain and in Australia. In the USA the major comic book companies went in for self censorship with the creation of the comics code authority.
I do like the look of some of the cars that came off the production line in the 1950s. The tail fins were always a nice touch.
As you say Western television shows were at their peak and at their best in the 1950s.
Like any decade it had its ups and downs and, speaking of ups and downs, I was born in the late 1950s.
Oh my poor mom. Now I know what she had to deal with. I guess I have to forgive her for the 5 martini lunch now. She was a good shopper though. I would not go backwards for the world. Can we use the shoe trick to go to the future?
The only thing you forgot to mention was that hubby brought home the bacon - now it takes both partners to bring home enough to pay for a mediocre life. So the rich win again, feminism that promised a bright new equal life for women just gave us dual income or starve.
Well researched and entetertaining hub full of the right stuff. :)
I am begnning to think that you might be the number one best Hubber on this site.
I remember, Austinstar, when my sister and I had just turned drinking age we split the cost of a martini. We both took one sip and gagged. Rocket fuel stirred, not shaken was the ticket. I have never touched a martini since then.
Wow, Jane... this is a cool fantasy article to me and does indeed bring up a memory of "The Stepford Wives..."''
I remember my Mom who was so brilliant, from the South/ unable to go to College/ married a Northerner during the War to escape the oppression and kinda never left the kitchen until all the kids were grown/ she woke up & realized she could go to school herself and worked and blossomed. I wish she could have been like your character while she was a "housewife"-- she made many sacrifices for us so tennis was never quite an option for her. But the best Mom in the world...!
And your HUB was most nostalgic~~ Voted UP & AWESOME!
Not much different in the USA, Jane, and I agree with you... much hooplah on the news the other day, I believe it is 50,000 jobs across our country in one day to be given out by MacDonalds (average salary 17,000/ annually). I am torn as people needs jobs yet a parent cannot raise a family on this (even times two...) I will close by agreeing that something's NQR.
Good hub.
i enjoyed your hub ^^
marcoujor and Jane, the energy concerns we didn't have in the 1950s we do have now and in spades. The rapidly rising price of petrol everywhere, the putting a price on carbon related energy in Australia wasn't around in the 1950s.
Also America and Australia didn't have soldiers and other resources in places like Afghanistan and Iraq. There was the fighting in Malaya (soon to become Malaysia) and there was the Korean conflict but neither ran on for a decade or more. Neither drained resources quite like these modern affairs.
Houses were affordable. There was once no question of being able to pay off a home loan. Interest rates in the 1950s were quite reasonable even when put up against the lower wages of average people of the time. People could expect to live in real homes with their families in Australia at any rate and have decent sized backyards. Not any more. Many low income families struggle nowadays to secure a flat or a unit. Yes, the working poor do exist and in greater numbers nowadays.
That Buick looks amazing!
Jane, my parents bought there home in the 1950s and what you have said is true. They didn't expect to be able to pay off their home for decades and it was only when my dad retired that this was finally completed. Growing up I shared a bedroom with my brother and my sisters shared a bedroom. Even so, it was a house and, though not a mansion, we did have a nice backyard with a large garden. It wasn't a series of tiny boxes as in a modern flat or unit. We had a place to play outdoors and the bush was nearby.
We were far from wealthy but we could all have a holiday up north once a year.
The banks hadn't been privatized and so they weren't out to rip off customers to feed shareholders like they do today.
Not all government schools in the late '50s and 1960s were very good. I remember a particularly sadistic teacher in kindergarten. She would whack the ruler across my knuckles every time I used my left hand to write with. This put me behind in my studies. In high school the math teacher I ended up with was an alcoholic. What is lacking in schools today is discipline. Schools back in the 1950s and 1960s could be bad but they are a damn sight worse now because teachers are severely limited on how they can discipline children. A harsh word from a teacher nowadays and the child can claim psychological damage and the teacher could be then in trouble. Private schools are really only better because a misbehaving child can be outed from the school to protect the other children and allow them to continue to learn.
We have had two decades of uninterrupted economic growth thanks to the mining industry. I would say a lot of the wealth has gone to mining shareholders. If you have super and you probably do then you are one of them. Yes, the divide between rich and poor has grown.
Back in the 1970s an idiot labor government thought it was a terrific idea to get rid of the tariffs that were protecting Australian industry and allow imports such as clothing to become cheaper. End result? We lots a lot of our secondary industries. Manufacturers here could no longer compete with overseas companies and so went belly up. It is very hard to find an Australian firm that makes ordinary leather shoes. Boots made here are of excellent quality (Ug and Williams for example) but not cheap enough for everyone. Jeans used to be made in Australia are now made in China. And so it goes...Lots of jobs were lost and lots of local industry went overseas. We no longer make as much steel as we used to. I should know because I live near Wollongong.
As for the song popular in the 1920s, the actual words tell a truer story..."The rich get richer and the poor have children." We don't have a problem with the number of children per couple in this country so far but the government has seen to it that this is made up for by immigration. The poor are burdened with growing numbers both in Australia, the USA and the UK and it is no longer the fault of the poor being stupidly indulgent. It is the fault of too higher levels of immigration. The high levels create a larger work force pool to pick and choose from for the rich or those determined to become rich and leaves the poor worker less likely to complain about his or her lot because they can be easily replaced.
OMG, this was my mom's life.
Jane, there is a time in any nation's history when immigration is helpful and useful and there are times when it is not. What made post WW2 immigration helpful and useful was the planning that went on before it came about. There was the snowy mountain scheme and also our clothing industry. The big or growing names in clothing manufacture actually met the migrants with skills in clothing on the docks to make sure they got a good welcome and were well looked after. There has been zip zero planning for the future since then and it tells. I don't actually blame the present day migrants but the government for this.
As for the stupidly indulgent poor, I mean couples that have large families. This is indulgent and it not only keeps them poor but assures that their children grow up in poverty. Four children max and the average low income wage can cope and give everyone a reasonably good life. More than that and its financial suicide. Simple economics. The Japanese understand this and most couples have no more than two children. The Anglo-Saxon English also understand this.
It may not be a case so much of pulling up the drawbridge but coming to the conclusion that if we try to get more people into the lifeboat we will all go under.
We have a pretty good standard of living that is being undermined by having thrust upon us a larger and larger population base not of our own making. I think this is unfair.
Perhaps it is time these countries with poor standards of living were mended. It has just been too easy too shuffle off excess population to places like the USA, the UK, Australia and New Zealand without much thought to actually fixing the problems.
The labor government abolished the protections, the tariffs that were protecting Australian jobs. They did good in a lot of other areas. Yes, they did good things like bringing our troops home from Vietnam and opening up serious peace talks with China. I appreciated free tertiary education while it did last and sure health care did improve. Also women got a bigger stake in the future and so did Aborigines.
I have been around long enough to know that there were problems in the old system. A left handed boy should not be tortured into writing with his right hand. A teacher with a drinking problem should not be teaching. Even back in the 1950s and 1960s the private schools tended to get the cream of the crop of teachers. They still do.
Yes, there has been a systematic destruction of the school system which as gone on for a great deal of time. Various governments have simply thrown more and more money at it. It is true that many in the community see private schools as not only the better way to educate their children but the only way. There is some truth in that.
Yes, private schools pay better so if you are a teacher and are offered a place you would be mad to settle for a state school. I would like to believe that public schools can guarantee an education but few can. There are exceptions. Yes, there is that welfare for the rich angle and you are right when you say it isn't fair.
People don't so much want private schools as they feel they NEED them to give their kids some kind of fighting chance in life. You can get a mix of types and a diversity of backgrounds in private schools as well as state schools. You don't need to be Catholic, for example, to have your child in a Catholic school. You just have to have the money. There are couples who break their backs getting the money together because they really don't trust public education.
Since the 1920s people in the USA, Great Britain and Australia have known that the rich have fewer children than the poor. That song "Ain't we got Fun" says it all.
Forms of contraception we are now all familiar with just weren't available to everyone in Australia the way they are now. It was in the 1950s that progress was made. The pill leveled the playing field and with the pill being so available the other forms of contraception became more available.
Yes, education is important. And ignorance is growing.
Maybe the chaplains could be trained as counsellors? Well, it wouldn't work for me. Wow! 440 million dollars!
Give the funds to the schools and let them decide is probably the best answer even though I would prefer the money to go toward hiring councellors with no specific religious tie-ins.
Ethics being taught in school would be good. Simple things like proper manners being taught seems hard enough to get across.
Yes I would like subjects covering the art of living, philosophy, science and just plain citizenship to be ventured into by teachers. Not sure what world citizenship would entail or if it could, would or should be covered in Social Studies (now part of high school Geography).
A humanist by the name of Benjamin Franklin once studied some ants on the move. He found it very insightful. He was also a naturalist, what you might call a renaissance man of his day or a genius who was a jack of all trades including printing.
Well, I'm just saying you can learn something from ants. I suppose you can learn something from anything if that is your passion.
Mind you if the government could hire ants for councellors and teachers they would. You could pay them in lumps of sugar and the occasional bread or biscuit crumb and throw them a picnic at the end of the year.
One thing about the 1950s was off the wall humor. Jerry Lewis began his career with Dean Martin in the 1940s but I reckon their best film was the 1955 masterpiece Artists and Models. In this movie they send up child psychologist Frederick Wortham on the subject of comic books by mercilessly agreeing with him that comic books are bad for the developing mind.
Red Skelton did some of his finest work in the 1950s and Lucy Ball was actually funny in the film The Fuller Brush Girl (1950)rather than the incredible yawn she became in the 1970s.
Maybe Bob hope's best movie without Bing Crosby was The lemon Drop Kid (1951). It has that great Christmas song 'Silver Bells' in it. I would say that The Road to Bali (1952) with Hope, Crosby and Lamour (better known as Dotty on the set) was the most bizarre and fun of the road movies. Maybe I like it because of the little bit of silliness in Australia.
Ants are very industrious. Why not teachers? Some naturalists have claimed that a study of other creatures can reveal all sorts of things about humans and our place in the world we not only inhabit but share.
I love Lucy was a top comedy series. With her Cuban born husband she shinned. This was in the 1950s.
The production studio they financed not only produced comedies but some of the best dramas around. Growing up, I loved The Untouchables. The First episodes which were about Al Capone were also put together into a movie version for the cinema. The episodes originally came with an intro by Desi Arnaz and Walter Cronkite (the man who was on radio during the years of prohibition). I believe it was Desilu's first venture away from comedy but, man oh man, what a venture!
Desilu productions was really something. The original Star Trek was shot there so it did have a prestigious history.
I Love Lucy was pure comic genius just like the movie The Long, Long Trailer. All that is gold. Whereas Here's Lucy is virtually unwatchable. Time and tide I suppose.
The Fuller Brush Girl basically proved to the world that Lucy could do comedy and do it well. It is worth checking out.
What I liked most about the road movies was the little bits of weirdness like coming across Humphrey Bogart and the African Queen or Paramount Pictures famous mountain logo. Then there's the relationship between Hope and Crosby. They were forever turning up in each other's films as cameo trouble makers. In real like of course they were the best of friends and enjoyed playing golf together. If a cinema goer was watching a Bob Hope picture that did not co-star Bing Crosby they'd be wondering when Crosby would suddenly pop up and the reverse was also true.
A non-conformist ant or one without a road map or one with a road map that's out of date...Hmmm! Perhaps further study is required.
The Untouchables was and remains a one of a kind show. A lot of people that went on to become stars got their first break on The Untouchables.
Elizabeth Montgomery before she was a domesticated witch in Bewitched was working in a gambling joint on an episode of The Untouchables. The first Darrin Stevens (Derwood?)Dick York was the brother of a man heavily involved in the prostitution racket on an episode of The Untouchables.
Nita Talbot who played the sexy Russian spy in Hogan's Heroes was a prostitute in the same episode of The Untouchable that gave Dick York his break. Nita was always tall and imposing but I always liked her. She had a marvelously vamp like quality. If she appeared in something you would know that that particular episode or movie would be worth watching. She should have been promoted as America's answer to Diana Rigg.
Yes, Desi and Lucy worked well together then they got a divorce. That was unfortunate for them but also for audiences around the world.
During the '50s the powers that be decided Desi needed to be investigated because he came from Cuba. Well, one episode of I Love Lucy has Desi actually coming out of character and telling his audience that the only thing Red about him and his show is Lucy's hair.
The Marx brothers had a different off the wall style to Bing and Bob. Though, mind you, I would say Bing and Bob learned a few things about breaking the fourth wall from them. Both the Marx brothers and Bing and bob were know for their ad-libing. Each of the road movies came with a script which wasn't followed religiously at all.
Yes, Jane there was paranoia in the '50s.
Yes, Nita Talbot was stunning. I was impressed but she never got the big roles I thought she deserved. I think it was a case of height. A lot of leading men didn't want a woman they are sharing the spot light with to be taller than they are. It isn't the same nowadays which is good.
Ah, the 50s. Smoking was still good for you, political correctness was unheard of and Eisenhower was President. Oh, and everybody had a gigantic car.
People often think of the 50s as a simpler time, but actually they had plenty of cultural and political complications on their plate: racism/ segregation, communism, Elvis' dancing, rock n' roll, Christian Evangelism, the beatniks, and others. Here in the US, the greater cultural consistency and homogeneity of the time kind of masks things.
But if you were a white 1950s father, and your son was listening to rock n' roll and your daughter wanted to date a black kid--that must have been pretty jarring! But at least you had a job for life and pension with Registered Industries Incorporated.
I love your writing here, Jane. Really puts you in that world. And congratulations on getting on the Hub Pages homepage.
Now, you know I love you, but about that exclamation point around 10.30 AM...
I love your little dream world here, but you have no concept of how the 50's were really like for women. But like you say it's a fantasy dream. Women busted there buts back then to run the household.
The same Prime Minister for 20 years sounds a lot like Eisenhower, who had the maximum two terms from 1953 to 1961. People did value stability. Then the 60s came along and messed everything up.
I think a lot of it comes from the fact that, at least in the US, there was more agreement on what was "good" or "preferable" in life. The straight semi-Christian middle class life with the 2 kids and white picket fence was considered ideal, even by gays and non-Christians and those who didn't want kids. Then later on, new sexual mores and attitudes toward women and homosexuals crept in. Suddenly a more relativistic and tolerant attitude (which is actually more consistent with a free society) was established.
People had always been having extramarital sex and there had always been women wanting more respect, but now people were being explicit about it and unafraid to argue against the "establishment." By contrast, the 50s were all about buying into the establishment.
(Sweetie, I think you meant to type a 1, but accidentally made an exclamation point:
!0.30 AM: The phone rings and it's my friend Margo...
Happens to me all the time :) I thought it was kind of attention-grabbing.)
Well written, very interesting and funny to boot. I would have loved living in the 50's as an adult. I prefer the simple life. I loved this hub.
I like the life of a housewife. I think gender rolls aren't too bad. I'm no big fan of cooking and cleaning, but they have to be done anyway, why not stay at home and enjoy yourself most of the day and still have the energy to do that than slave away all day at work and come home to more work. Plus I love 1950s styles, they look good on me. I wish I knew how they did their hair that way, that's always been a big mystery to me.
Lived through the 50's as a young child--not the 'fun' teenage years as portrayed by the "Happy Days" TV show.
My mom was very relaxed, did none of the things in your fantasy--but then she was a homebody by nature. We never had repairmen in--my dad was "Mr. Fix-It": he was a machinist by trade and could fix or make most anything.
As for the decor, the colors, the kitsch..I didn't like the 50's the first time--"retro" does not interest me.
Thanks, but I'll stay in the 21st century where I can speak my mind and give the Mr. what-for if he has it coming. After all, turnabout is fair play! ;-)
Fun hub.. voted up!
Jane
And then from the anti-establishment chaos of the 60s and 70s came the Christian Evangelism of the late 20th century, and against that arose the New Atheism of the early 21st century. The pendulum is always swinging isn't it, lol. It was more complicated than all that, of course.
I heard a theory once that the great youth culture and popular music of the 20th century arose from the US and UK because young people in the anglophone cultures are more repressed and restrained than the youth of other cultures like the Latins/ Mediterraneans.
That repression causes a rebellion, which often manifests itself in culture and music. Since our cultures have become looser in recent years, maybe that helps to explain why so much of popular music is crap nowadays.
I was born in the late 1950's in a real " leave it to beaver" lifestyle. I grew up in the deep south. My mother wore full shirts, wasp waist, and a french twist bun with plenty of red lipstick. Her life was a whirl of garden club, bridge club, country club, shopping, hairdressers, dances and parties. I still remember the thrill of watching my mother dress for a dressy dance or party. She was beautiful and sophisticated. Summer days were spent at the country club pool. We had a maid who came daily to clean. We were middle class . We vacationed at the beach for at least a week out of the year and my mother always drove a Cadillac. Still does. Yes, the 1960's model had fins. lol My best friend,Holle, and I roamed the woods and neighborhood at will. There were few abductions of children in those days. We stayed outside as much as possible. Children were spanked in school and you could expect another when you got home. School children were therefore well behaved for the most part. Money and gas were plentiful. I am thankful I had such a wonderful childhood. While I am sure women across America are thankful they can wear sweats to clean rather than a dress and heels, I think Amereica would benefit from regaining some of this lost era.
I forgot to say how much I really enjoyed reading your article. And yikes, typo in America in the last sentance of my last comment. :)
I really enjoy your this post thank you Jane Bovary
I too was born in the late 50's but I still would have loved to live in the era... Pearls no... But the simple life, the family traditions etcs... I would have enjoyed so much...
The 50's seemed liked the time to live...
I loved it!!!
I think though I would have rather of lived as an adult in the 50's when things seemed so much easier. I think back to my childhood in the 60's and remember how much fun we had as kids finding something to do without anything. How every child spent every moment outside. Being inside? Oh you had to be sick or grounded. I see what my kids have faced through the 90's and think how can a color of clothing be a reason for being hurt, if someone asks where are you from? That does not mean Boston.. I am blown away with how rude the kids are today, how 911 is on speed dial and the lack of interest kids have in outdoor activities.
What a GREAT story/fantasy! I thoroughly enjoyed this. I remember my mother, quite well, behaving in this manner..going through all of these scenarios..you have truly captured the era. I love it!! How many of us can recall the brands, the tv shows, the cliche's? This story is chock full of so many memories. I believe you should write an entire novel about the 'year' of a '50's housewife...you could do it !!!!! I'd buy...or download. This is really fantastic imagery and dialogue along with the main character's thoughts. GREAT!!! UP! AWESOME, LIKE of FB and FUNNY!!
Fun hub. I grew up in the 50's and I wish it had been like this. Maybe it was for some. Great job creating the 50's.
What a fun article! Another girl did something similar, but she did if for two weeks (and then a couple other 'returns' to her 50s Housewife Experiment), using her vintage magazines and books as a guide: http://www.jenbutneverjenn.com/2010/05/welcome-to-
Glad we live in the 21st century. We have come a long way for women to have the same things as men do now and I wouldn't want to go back to that. But I can appreciate the history.
Now the pendulum has swung completely in the opposite direction. We now live in a feminized society where female values, once exclusively held by females, are the universal norm..."feelings" are more important than facts; children are more important people; and men are portrayed as comedic morons and women the "level-headed one" in relationships.
LOL to Beyond's comment... Everyone as you can see loved your hub. Great job.
Your are so welcome. Happy Easter!!!!!
As smitten as I am with the kitsch and glamour of the era, I cannot imagine the ridiculous limitations which were involved. My father was a throwback to that era, and my mother endured some harsh marital years - with we kids as witnesses!! I am very thankful to live during current times! (Even if we do get funny looks from the neighbors when I wear my shirtwaist dresses!)-Sarahredhead
Good work! Although today feminism's influence is everywhere and that most women couldn't imagine what it was like to have traditional nuclear family and be a housewife, we do need a lot of positive imagination and creative stories that promote some good old family values. There are too many betrayal, break up, divorces, doubts, and everything on the screen and in literatures. We need a lot of books and movies with positive imagination and some good values to counter the negatives.
I enjoyed your fantasy of the fifties. It is beautifully written.
Women were happier in the 1950s. Broken homes were rare, sexually transmitted disease even rarer, illegitimate children 2%, our daughters were not having sex on the internet, the F-bomb was rarely said and surely not in public, people had manners, they loved God and loved their country and loved their communities, women were more cherished by men then, hardly any women even considered killing their own offspring, people didn't lock their doors at night, they left their keys in car all night, crime was incredibly low compared to today, there were things that were common among the vast majority: decency, wholesomeness, propriety, virtue. Yes women nurtured the next generation with great attention; this was considered quite important at the time. Now we have the freedom to be fools. Look around.
Hilarious and oh so perfect! With writers like this who needs books? I loved this!
I really, really enjoyed your hub. Played the music as I read and remembered how it was for my mother who was a very glamorous wife and mother. I too used to love watching her get ready for Balls and parties in her long gowns.
I know that at this time my siblings would get up to so much mischief and get spanked by our father but it was all a part of the growing up process...I suppose it could be said that it was just not done for my twin and myself to set fire to the wood heap which was situated right on the fence next to the Presbyterian Church (we were four at the time) ..so spanked we were and with justification - I know that my boys did wild things in the 70s/80s., but thankfully not to the same extent as my brothers and me.
Having said that she did rule the roost but it was in those moments after she left the house to go to work that our imaginations or maybe just the course of the day, took over. Half the time she never knew what was happening back at home because one of us would be invariably watching the clock and say it's 4.30pm. That would be followed by the mad scramble by all of us to get all the jobs done before she walked in the door none the wiser as to the events of the day.Fires lit, dinner started, beds made etc.
My mother was widowed early - she was 34 years of age with six children, the eldest being 12 years old,the youngest 18 months and so she could not keep as close an eye on us as no doubt she would have liked. But we all survived well, grew up happy, educated and as she has often said no one succumbed to the current scourge of today, the prevalent source of escapism, the taking of drugs!
thanks again for your hub - took me back to where John Howard was heard to quote " That Australians needed to be safe and secure in the 1950,s" or words to that effect re the turning of the clock back to the 1950s.
Although re the safe bit he obviously didn't live at our house during cracker season where it was not uncommon for exploding penny bungers to be placed in glass milk bottles!!
I forgot to mention all the wonderful comments that were also very entertaining and memory jogging! cheers
I just stopped in to say Congratulations! I got the FB link! So cool and I think it should have won before. It's superior writing and so entertaining.
Lucky you - I got lots of spankings in St. Louis - in Nebraska you didn't get a spanking you got a beating. Now either way, my rear was smarting:) lol - have a great day!
Delightful, thanks for the read!
Well done, Jane! As 50's kid, I can vouch for at least some of that.
Fantastic! I listened to the podcast and and also read the original hub, wow. I felt like I was in the 50's reading and listening to it.
Great podcast and hub. Thoroughly enjoyed stepping back in time. I think life was more ordered then but I know my stay at home Mum hankered after going out to work. Dad's words were gospel and I feared him for many years. Glad I didn't have to obey a husband. Thank you for a great story even if it was a fantasy!
Voted up! You are a beautiful writer, you had me hooked from the first sentence.
I loved this hub... very funny and there is a group of wives that are readily accepting of this kind of behavior... it is young transsexual women who have found husbands... and will do anything to feel more feminine... interesting to see your take on it... the group I speak of... have suppressed their feelings so long that they consider it a joy to serve their man... sad but true... or hey maybe the new woman is really the new man with an up do...lol... enjoyed the read...lol...
I want those blue polka-dot shoes. Dig your hubs.




































Lidian 13 months ago
I could do this for a day or two but - I think I prefer being me now, really. Even though I LOVE 50s retro/vintage stuff. So what I want to do is go back, be a housewife then and SHOP a lot, then come home to 2011 with my cool retro things! And I love the green cat glasses - I'll be picking up some of those for sure. And cookbooks. And kitchenware. And - I really enjoyed this a lot :)